Archive for November, 2008

Fat burninating

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Say you’re walking down the street and you need to burn fat in order to fight some gang that’s getting up in your grill. Well the best way to burn the fat is to fight this gang. Fighting takes a lot of energy so you know you’ll burn fat fast, and you’ll also lose fat causing you to be really agile. So fight a gang to burn fat fast. You: 1, Gang: 0.

Losing Weight Like Tony Little!

Monday, November 17th, 2008

Lose the weight like Tony Little screams in his infomericals. Don’t you want to be cool like Tony Little? Lose weight fast and you’ll have the energy of Tony Little. Who wouldn’t want that? Knowing how to lose weight but more importantly, knowing how to lose weight fast will make you the next Tony Little!