Archive for November, 2008

Alli Saurus!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

More dinosaur talk here. The Alli-saurus was the most fat burning dinosaur in the whole world. Why? Because he bought so many alli pills. That’s why! These dinosaurs were always on an alli diet and they pooped all over the place. alli side effects killed off the dinosaurs. Dinosaurs would just scream “alli com” for no reason pretty much all the time.

Lipo 6-ing it up

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Nutrex research lipo 6! I’m confused too, so we’ll just talk about dinosaurs with names easy to spell. Lipo 6 is a favorite among brontosauruses…or is it “brontosauri?” Eh, whatever. Brontosauri are mad that they can only get Lipo 6 ephedra free because they all know that Lipo 6 ephedra is where the money’s at. Lipo 6 review is very good much so, so buy it dummy.

The best dietary supplement online is under investigation.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Ive been checking up on the web’d so-called, best dietary supplement.  The truth is that years ago, my little sister wanted to eat nothing but dietary supplements.  I always told her she’d turn into one giant dietary supplement! But the years passed and she didn’t get taller and I worried about her dietary supplement health.  She just seemed like such a natural dietary supplement, like she was worn to do nothing but supplement every crazy diet you could think of! I like a good herbal dietary supplement, but they usually give me the munchies and that’s counter productive. So as long as my sister is not a weight loss dietary supplement and she’s still getting plenty vitamins dietary supplement, I guess she’ll just be short and happy!

Are YOU the best diet supplement?

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

The best diet supplement I ever tried was a plant called Tiva that you stick in your nose. Of course, I got that from some hippy acupuncturist and it made me strut like Travolta until the side effects kicked in. There’s a lot we don’t know about diet and supplements in my country. In fact, the only diet nutrition supplement I saw in my homeland was the same diet pill supplement that caused those crazy fluctuations in Janet Jackson’s weight! If that’s not proof that every diets supplements should be different, then maybe diet supplements aren’t the diet supplement I thought they were. You know? I’m just trying to express my love for weight loss diet supplements but one weight loss diet supplement just enough for me anymore.

I want to chew plants and strut like Travolta.

Xenadrine the warrior princess!

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

I think Xenadrine is so hot. If Xena were a diochloride she’d totally by xenadrine rfa. Maybe even xenadrine rfa 1! I would come up to her and stand behind her and rub her back slower and whisper to her, if she were here right now that is! Then I would slip my cytodyne xenadrine around her xenadrine ephedra. Nine months later a little xenadrine nrg would pop out and I would have to buy Xenadrine some little baby booties! Of course, I would not buy xenadrine rfa! She’s on the Xenadrine diet trying to lose the baby weight.

ZCA stack is so good I want to rub it al over me.

Sunday, November 30th, 2008

Have you heard of zca stack? I read a great zca stack review in a magazine at the Doctor’s office. The zca stack reviews are usually right beneath the pictures of half naked ladies advertising stripper shoes. I’d like to get some kind zca stack work, but I don’t have the prerequisite skills. I don’t think I could make anybody lose weight. As yourself, can I buy zca stack? The answer is yes. Buy zca stack. Go on the zca stack diet. You’re welcome for zca stack. Thank me later.

Need a new diet pill?

Monday, November 24th, 2008

I’ve recently learned that the best diet pills are the prescription diet pills. You may want to try the diet pill phentermine or the adipex diet pill for the fastest weight loss results. When you decide to buy diet pill, keep in mind that not all pills work so you want to make sure you are using the best diet pill.

Taking an energy pill?

Monday, November 24th, 2008

When I found myself exhausted after a strenuous work out I knew that I was missing something. I figured that I needed an energy pill that would help me get through the rest of the day. Energy pills have helped me through a whole day start to finish. It took a while for me to find the best energy pill but I’m happy I’ve found it. I’ve started using the yellow jacket energy pill. This has to be one of the best energy pills out there!

relacore: My hero.

Friday, November 21st, 2008

relacore makes me hard. I mean relicore. Freaking….I hate typos. They should totally invent a backspace. I’ll bet those guys that came up with relacor could make something like a backspace. I mean relecore. Damnit, did it again! relacor side effects include being a badass and getting more ass than a toilet seat.

Fat Burning Pills are Great!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008

So I was at the local barbershop and everyone could not stop talking about fat burning diet pills and there was a huge debate about what the best fat burning pills were. One thing was known, these portly group of gentlemen needed some serious fat burning. One gentleman claimed that he was on a fat burning diet but I seriously doubted it. Before leaving, I told them where they could find the best fat burning pill around. They were pleased to say the least.